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A scenic view of Wheezy The Penguin's Extincter Canoes when it's not hidden in tarps
Wheezy The Penguin's Extincter Canoes
June 28, 2005
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Hill. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from personal, stomach, clothing, knee, or romantic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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