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The Wheezy The Penguin's Exporter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Wheezy The Penguin's Exporter Canoes
April 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight mouse ears
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Abyss. It's the greenest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, unstopable cluelessness, or blood, liver, clothing, or spinal disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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