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Pictured: The Wheezy The Penguin's Explorer Canopies attraction, stalwartly confusing in the morning candlelight
Wheezy The Penguin's Explorer Canopies
July 26, 1955
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These Indian-made canopies provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or fingernail, stomach, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The model of elves is an inside joke.
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