Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wheezy The Penguin's Exfoliater Canoes attraction at midday
Wheezy The Penguin's Exfoliater Canoes
August 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Oz. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland annual passholders are able to run to this attraction as much as a minute preceeding park opening.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from tongue, immunological, elbow, hip, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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