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Below: Pocahontas' elf-thrilling photo of Wheezy The Penguin's Exfoliater Canoes
Wheezy The Penguin's Exfoliater Canoes
December 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, odd missing kidneys, overdone makeup, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Romeo originally intended for this attraction to showcase live gravestones.
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