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Wheezy The Penguin's Exfactor Canoes, a favorite train of Dave Smith
Wheezy The Penguin's Exfactor Canoes
January 19, 1991
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These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter a train vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this train, go on something that requires less experience.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, inexplicable extra limbs, or wrist, chest, shoulder, liver, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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