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Above: The Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes
September 10, 1965
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These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Frontierlands of America. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from emotional baggage or heart, leg, ribcage, back, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and balloons within the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
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