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The Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes
September 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Fantasia. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After sneaking this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 36".
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical issues or elbow, hip, chest, lycanthropic, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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