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The Ward Kimball's Exporter Canoes show during a moment of contemplation
Ward Kimball's Exporter Canoes
August 30, 1958
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These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to go around the island without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners should run to this show half an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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