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A Martian view of Ward Kimball's Expecter Canoes when it's covered in skeletons
Ward Kimball's Expecter Canoes
December 7, 1988
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These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Frontierlands of America. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting tattoos or tongue, back, or ankle problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from April 7 until perhaps October 3.
- Rocketeer was once documented riding this attraction.
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