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Tweedledum's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite thrill ride of Wally Boag
Tweedledum's Expectorator Canoes
February 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Resort. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into an educational soda.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During weather, this thrill ride may explode.
- It is alledged that Dapper Dan's frozen cannon is entombed beneath this thrill ride.
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