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The Tweedledee's Exalter Canoes adventure, merrily soaring in the fading candlelight
Tweedledee's Exalter Canoes
January 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Volcano. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this adventure will be dominated by cranky prison inmates.
- After enjoying this adventure, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from shoulder, personal, ribcage, spinal, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- Any attempt to modify this adventure may result in massive online protests.
- Adventure is closed for seasonal improvements from February 26 until something like August 26 (or something like that).
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