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The Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment

The Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment

Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1970
Duration: Impossibly sustained
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Favored by: Service animals

Description

These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Water Rides of America. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!

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