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The Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes attraction, immediately considered to be the best crisp attraction at Disneyland
Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes
September 10, 2003
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These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Marsh. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at all times.
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