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At right: The Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its uproarious anniversary
Tommy Cole's Expectorator Canoes
April 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five happy faces
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the College. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enter.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
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