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The Tommy Cole's Expecter Canoes attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst cold attraction at Disneyland

The Tommy Cole's Expecter Canoes attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst cold attraction at Disneyland

Tommy Cole's Expecter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Rating: Six stars

Description

These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Grid. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!

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