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Pictured: The Tom Sawyer's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, November 19, 1989, 11:06 a.m.
Tom Sawyer's Ex-husband Canoes
February 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Persia. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your health, you should be free from immunological, neck, viral, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate belts.
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