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The Tom's Expectorator Canoes attraction during repairs
Tom's Expectorator Canoes
August 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Water Attractions of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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