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The Tom's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of England
Tom's Expectorator Canoes
October 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Grid. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without the convenience of a motor!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, fingernail, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
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