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The Tom's Expectorator Canoes attraction, abominably considered to be the best dirty attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Tom's Expectorator Canoes attraction, abominably considered to be the best dirty attraction at Disneyland

Tom's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!

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