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Below: Yen Sid's pan-flaming photo of Tinker Bell's Extincter Canoes
Tinker Bell's Extincter Canoes
June 18, 2004
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most intense way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure or liver, blood, shoulder, elbow, wrist, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Group 62 lounge -- the only place in the land where liquor is mandatory.
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