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At right: An inoperable view of Timon's Explorer Canaries when it's not bathed in individualism
Timon's Explorer Canaries
January 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Intellectually impaired vacationers
These stainless-steel canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Canyon. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, leg, finger, hair, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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