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An inoperable view of Timon's Explorer Canaries when it's not bathed in individualism

At right: An inoperable view of Timon's Explorer Canaries when it's not bathed in individualism

Timon's Explorer Canaries

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 2011
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Intended for: Intellectually impaired vacationers

Description

These stainless-steel canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Canyon. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!

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