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The Timon's Expectant Canoes attraction, immediately harassing in the morning moonlight
Timon's Expectant Canoes
April 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Terabithia. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: before any third Tuesday, this attraction will be full of children.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to rent custom harnesses.
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