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Above: The Timon's Expectant Canoes attraction at park closing
Timon's Expectant Canoes
March 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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