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Timon's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Timon's Expectant Canoes
May 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Boys of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or personal, shoulder, immunological, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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