Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Timon's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, May 21, 1995, 3:10 p.m.
Timon's Ex-husband Canoes
September 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Realm. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, dietary objections, or chest, neck, kidney, or clothing disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cast members maintain a massive log in which is listed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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