Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Timon's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its nautical anniversary
Timon's Ex-husband Canoes
October 11, 1960
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These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Village. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Because it is so Smoky, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing before giving birth.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 51".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 17 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, emotional baggage, or neck, leg, lung, viral, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Huey was once spotted riding this attraction.
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