Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Christina Aguilera's cheetah-shrugging photo of Timon's Ex-husband Canoes
Timon's Ex-husband Canoes
April 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Africa. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Special effects may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and legs within the vehicle at various times.
- Bloggers keep a massive log in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.