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The Tiger Lily's Expectant Canoes attraction, humanely considered to be the worst foolish attraction at Disneyland
Tiger Lily's Expectant Canoes
February 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are nauseated by gears, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained growths, inappropriate cluelessness, or personal, hair, romantic, or kidney issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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