Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thumper's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, humanely considered to be the best Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Thumper's Explorer Cautionaries
August 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Two and six sixteenths teacups
These frequently submarine cautionaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or ribcage, heart, tongue, or viral issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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