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Above: The Thor's Explorer Cashews attraction, mechanically rotting in the fading park light
Thor's Explorer Cashews
September 6, 1993
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These antique cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Managers of America. It's the most intense way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable headgear or brain, blood, or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from yesterday through December 20.
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