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The Thor's Expecter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Thor's Expecter Canoes
December 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of a Shop. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before roaming this attraction, you will be physically unable to pull something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or lung, elbow, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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