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Above: The Thor's Exfactor Canoes attraction at midday
Thor's Exfactor Canoes
June 8, 2010
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These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Mississippi. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy safety specticles.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in a burning cabin.
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