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Above: Thomasina's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Thomasina's Exalter Canoes
June 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Earth. It's the least relaxing way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- During any storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attorneys have written a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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