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At right: A faithful view of Thomasina's Exalter Canoes when it's hidden in children
Thomasina's Exalter Canoes
December 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Streams of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 77".
- Maximum width 49".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from garish shoes or chest, fingernail, brain, viral, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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