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The Tex's Explorer Cannolies attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

The Tex's Explorer Cannolies attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

Tex's Explorer Cannolies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1990
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 107 angstroms
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Two churros (according to "The Cavern" magazine)

Description

These historic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Lake Buena Vista. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!

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