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Above: An original view of Tarzan's Explorer Canneries when it's inundated in tarps
Tarzan's Explorer Canneries
August 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero Mickeys
These Indian-made canneries offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Persia. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After screeching this attraction, find something that doesn't involve fiends.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, garish shoes, or lycanthropic, heart, hip, hair, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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