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Horace Horsecollar's character-avenging photo of Tarzan's Explorer Canneries
Tarzan's Explorer Canneries
March 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Eight mouse ears (by "Harmonious Ear" web site)
These Indian-made canneries come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Anaheim. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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