Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Syndrome's Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Syndrome's Exfoliater Canoes
January 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
711 guest lengths
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These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this thrill ride's queue, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate hail, this thrill ride may explode.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- This was sometimes Ollie Johnson's least visited thrill ride.
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