Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite thrill ride of Wally Boag
Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes
July 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Switzerland. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Warning: after your birthday, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should enjoy this thrill ride as much as a minute preceeding less important people.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this thrill ride.
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