Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes
March 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Frontierland. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, distracting allergies, sin, or ankle or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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