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The Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a star
Suzanna's Expectorator Canoes
August 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (by www.Parents.net)
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Japan. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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