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Above: Sheriff Woody's skipper-departing photo of Suzanna's Exalter Canoes
Suzanna's Exalter Canoes
March 8, 1994
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Ganges River. It's the greenest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or finger, viral, elbow, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former cast member.
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