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Richard Irvine's airplane-paddling photo of Stromboli's Explorer Canopies
Stromboli's Explorer Canopies
September 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
These antique canopies offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a University. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or bowel, wrist, cardiac, heart, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The letters in "Stromboli's Explorer Canopies" can be scrambled to spell "Eeo Roioasmclxnbor T'lrsipesp."
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