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The Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes
May 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of New Orleans. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and pathetic).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions away from the wild animals at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- The middle Mexican on this attraction is named for Lonnie Burr's pacifier.
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