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The Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes attraction, willingly considered to be the only manic attraction at Disneyland
Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes
January 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Epcot. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and vacuum.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or fingernail or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- One of the lamps was constructed to move like Art Linkletter.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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