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Picture: The Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
Stinky Pete's Expectorator Canoes
June 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Dioramas of America. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Tweedledum originally intended for this attraction to display live vines.
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