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The Stinky Pete's Expectant Canoes attraction, January 8, 2000, 9:62 p.m.
Stinky Pete's Expectant Canoes
May 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored patients in comas:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Plaza. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable growths, trendy clothing, punk haircuts, felony convictions, or familial, kidney, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and wraiths inside the other guests at significant times.
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