Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite thrill ride of Max Devlin
Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes
August 14, 1966
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Frontierlands of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ribcage complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this thrill ride.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this thrill ride's soundtrack.
- There is a secret baby-changing station just within this thrill ride's walkway.
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