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Picture: The Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride as seen from the top of a parade
Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes
November 25, 1973
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These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Resort. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this thrill ride, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, hair, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During rainfall, this thrill ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Coincident to a 1974 downsizing, new characters were removed from the opening room diorama.
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