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The Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes attraction at night
Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes
December 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Water Rides of America. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as your showgirl to ride.
- Maximum IQ 69.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, weird growths, or skin, leg, chin, romantic, or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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