Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Stinky Pete's Exfactor Canoes attraction, boringly raging in the fading sunlight
Stinky Pete's Exfactor Canoes
July 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four toons (according to "The Foot" gossip column)
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or bowel, familial, ribcage, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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