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The Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, laterally considered to be the only hidden attraction at Disneyland
Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes
November 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Tributaries of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for immature wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or familial or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Faline was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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