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Photo: The Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, October 21, 1958, 1:04 p.m.
Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes
October 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Philadelphia. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 58 degrees.
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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