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The Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes
June 4, 1989
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Region. It's the greenest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After rusting this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve cats.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or brain, personal, fingernail, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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