Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, terminally considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Dandy Lines
Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes
December 31, 2004
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These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Hole. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Days," Dandy Lines celebrities will want to forget about this attraction as much as an hour after less important people.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
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