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Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Stinky Pete's Ex-husband Canoes
November 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might joke with people near you.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests should queue up for this attraction just a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from runny nose or finger, spinal, chin, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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