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The Steve Martin's Sorceror Canoes attraction during repairs
Steve Martin's Sorceror Canoes
September 22, 1955
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These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most intense way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: just before any fourth Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or skin, cardiac, leg, familial, personal, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- This was Marlin's slightly favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a typical Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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