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Pictured: The Steve Martin's Exporter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Steve Martin's Exporter Canoes
June 19, 1999
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Toronto. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't even consider melting this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, unstopable hotness, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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