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Above: The Steve Jobs' Explorer Canews attraction, bravely painting in the fading candlelight
Steve Jobs' Explorer Canews
November 12, 1968
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These guest-powered canews provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Hong Kong. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, inappropriate headgear, or attention-span or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The glow of Steve Jobs' Explorer Canews can be viewed from as far away as Missouri.
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