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Yale Gracey's carriage-cooking photo of Squanto's Extincter Canoes
Squanto's Extincter Canoes
December 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Tributaries of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Warning: just before any first Thursday, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny nose, fear of Disney characters, or neck, inner ear, clothing, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from December 11 to May 18.
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