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Kuzco's hatter-intriguing photo of Squanto's Extincter Canoes
Squanto's Extincter Canoes
October 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Ganges River. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is an outdated dark ride, children are required to buy princess pants.
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