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Above: A shadowy view of Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes when it's covered in children
Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes
January 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half mouse ears
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Planet Zurg. It's the neatest way to explore the river without getting wet!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this ride in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this ride may become a water ride.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- The snail was voiced by John Lasseter.
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