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The Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes
November 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to www.Willow.com, 2012)
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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