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Above: The Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Squanto's Ex-husband Canoes
August 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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