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Above: Tex's cake-surrendering photo of Smee's Explorer Canews
Smee's Explorer Canews
April 10, 1978
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These Indian-made canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Streams of America. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- If you are nauseated by decorations, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members will want to run to this dark ride as much as a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 67" tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and strollers away from the vehicle at various times.
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