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The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

Smee's Expecter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1979
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
Enjoyed by: Bartenders

Description

These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!

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