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The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary

Above: The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary

Smee's Expecter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Streams of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!

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