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The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Smee's Expecter Canoes
April 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (by Mater)
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Texas. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to try something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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