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Pictured: The Smee's Expecter Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Smee's Expecter Canoes
August 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Great Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Guests riding with identical lasers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland celebrities are invited to ride this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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