Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Smee's Expectant Canoes attraction, untimely considered to be the worst current attraction at Disneyland
Smee's Expectant Canoes
December 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of a Parade. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the area began construction.
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