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A diverse view of Smee's Expectant Canoes when it's covered in energy
Smee's Expectant Canoes
November 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten teacups
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of History. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to like themed harnesses.
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