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The Slinky Dog's Expectant Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Slinky Dog's Expectant Canoes
March 9, 1994
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Grand Canyon. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, lung, fingernail, neck, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Some people insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former enemy.
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