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The Slinky Dog's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, wildly considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

The Slinky Dog's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, wildly considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

Slinky Dog's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1991
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!

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