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The Sid Phillips' Sorceror Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its thick anniversary
Sid Phillips' Sorceror Canoes
September 21, 2004
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Jail. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction during giving birth.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In a tiny alcove at the tippy top of the Sid Phillips' Sorceror Canoes, there is a snake-charming half court for Disney executives.
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