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A strange view of Sid Phillips' Sorceror Canoes when it's not bathed in darkness
Sid Phillips' Sorceror Canoes
January 9, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter toons
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Oz. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, skimpy clothing, or leg or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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