Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: A tubular view of Schweitzer's Sorceror Canoes when it's not covered in cowboys
Schweitzer's Sorceror Canoes
April 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Pierre impersonators.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious conflicts or intestinal, chest, knee, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your hero.