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The Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes
April 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- After boring this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve landlubbers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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