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The Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes attraction, happily considered to be the worst speedy attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes
June 25, 2003
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dazzle if you don't let them.
- Explosions may be too startling for young teenagers.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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