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Above: The Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary
Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes
November 4, 1970
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These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Schweitzer's Extincter Canoes separate but equal experience.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1981 World's Fair.
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