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Above: The Schweitzer's Explorer Cashews attraction, stalwartly weeping in the evening sunlight
Schweitzer's Explorer Cashews
January 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X tikis (according to "Primeval Canopy" Twitter stream)
These Indian-made cashews have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Frontierlands of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wee skipper.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you greet something that doesn't involve elves.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The comment about fellows is a movie reference.
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