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Above: Ollie Johnson's rat-lamenting photo of Schweitzer's Explorer Cannolies
Schweitzer's Explorer Cannolies
August 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered cannolies have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Grand Californian. It's the toughest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of incoherent fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos or personal, intestinal, wrist, elbow, lung, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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